RIP 1994 — TODAY

The internet
cemetery

Every grave is a dead product. Wander around, read the epitaphs, and buy a plot for your own failure.

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Your product is dead. At least give it a proper funeral.

Three steps, no religious ceremony. The cemetery is public, permanent, and deliberately stupid.

  1. 01

    Choose a stone or monument

    $1 for a basic grave, $5 for a statue or column.

  2. 02

    Write the epitaph

    Name, dates, cause of death. The best ones are the most honest.

  3. 03

    Share the grave

    A direct link to your tombstone. Developers love that.

"Your startup failed. At least give it a nice funeral."

Two prices. No subscription — we're not monsters.

One stone for $1, one monument for $5. Pay once, engraved forever.

Directory of the deceased

Every grave, every district. Select a row to teleport there.

Bury your project

Every inscription goes through review before it becomes public. Until then, only you can see it.

District

We bury by cause of death, not alphabetically. Hover over a badge to see who goes where.

Offer

The $1 stone is chosen from the deceased's name, like destiny. The $5 monument lets you choose your final pose.

Monument
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Recent burials

Select a row to teleport there.