RIP 1994 — TODAY

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cemetery

Every grave is a dead product. Wander around, read the epitaphs, and buy a plot for your own failure.

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Your product is dead. At least give it a proper funeral.

Three steps, no religious ceremony. The cemetery is public, permanent, and deliberately stupid.

01
Choose a stone or monument

$2.99 for a basic grave, $9.99 for a statue or column.
02
Write the epitaph

Name, dates, cause of death. The best ones are the most honest.
03
Share the grave

A direct link to your tombstone. Developers love that.

"Your startup failed. At least give it a nice funeral."

One stone for $2.99, one monument for $9.99. Pay once, engraved forever.

Every grave, every district. Select a row to teleport there.

Every inscription goes through review before it becomes public. Until then, only you can see it.

Public beta: Google sign-in buries a real pending grave. No payment yet.

Name of the deceased Born Died

Cause of death Epitaph

District

We bury by cause of death, not alphabetically. Hover over a badge to see who goes where.

Offer

The $2.99 stone is chosen from the deceased's name, like destiny. The $9.99 monument lets you choose your final pose and aura.

Monument

Aura

Choose the glow that follows your monument into the afterlife.

Select a row to teleport there.